Chapter 3
At a glimpse, the first semester was ended. I went back home to give
myself a rest and of course to inform my father about the mission he
used to have for me that at last i found the paralleled divah. On my
way back home I passed the San Roque Kingdom of Toril, I have no choice
but to passed it through. The place still looked the same, no
development at all since i first saw it 15 years ago, everything was
dull.....tsk tsk tsk(sound effect). Then i just smiled when i saw the
land mark signed: "You're now Leaving San Roque Kingdom of Toril.
Thank You and Come Again!". I glanced once more to the place and
whispered: "What to invite for? Is this Kingdom has to offer?".
Please stop me for i have my own Kingdom to mind. It took for me 2 ½
hours ride and finally I'm home. You can not enter into our Kingdom if
you don't have a visa or if you were not a green card holder and aside
from that you have to know the password (of course i will not tell you
what the password was). You have to undergo a lot of security checking
before you could enter the kingdom. But for me, no problem about, i can
easily pass and get through the Kingdom..... of course I am the
prince......shh shh shh(sound effect).
At home i confessed to my father, "Father i found the paralleled
divah, what shall i do now?" The father replied, "Congratulations
my son, Now you have to get the heart of the divah and then get a wild
ride(you know) with her. "What? Father i can't do that. I don't even
have a little feelings with her. You know what are my qualifications
right? And in fact I'm committed to someone else
already.....bhelat(sound effect). Father replied, "I knew it son but
please for the world's seek?". I interrupted, "For the world's
seek? What were inside that divah then i have to do that way? And
father replied, "Because the divah's heart holds the balance of the
world, to bring back the lost love, peace and prosperity to the
mankind. I was astonished and stopped for a moment as i heard that and
said, "father can i have an alternative?" My father answered, "Do
what you think is best, son." and then he leave. In my room, i began
to think what will be my alternative and i found Jeric on my focus.
For about a couple of weeks of my stay, I went back to school. In the
school nothing change. The vast roots of acacia trees and the lobby
were still the hottest venue of the crowds. There was no difficulty how
to find the paralleled divah and i was not wrong she was on the crowd.
Zirk looked like the same brand new old. She still kept on believing
that she was the most beautiful living creature on earth and nobody
will argue that or else you got what you deserve... a pak pak and pak
on your face.....tsk tsk tsk(sound effet). I didn't know where she got
her name, if it was Latin, Hebrew, or Greek i don't care for in our
kingdom Zirk means "cursed" and i can understand why she holds the
balance of the world. Unsurprisingly, few days later, i heard somebody
buzzing that Zirk and Jeric were in a relationship already. I don't
know how serious it was that i made confirmation to Jeric, "Bay kamo
na diay ni Zirk? How true?", i asked him frankly. "He he he,
actually bay wala naman gud ko katanggi sa iya, grabeh man gud xa
makalandi sa akoa naulaw na sad ko kay kami nalang panan-awon sa mga
tawo, mao napugos nalang ko para wala na sila masulti pa.", Jeric
answered frantically. "Pero you loved her?", i asked him again.
"Well, tan-aw nako sa iya kay friends lang man jud...no more, no
less. Siguro panakip butas nalang na nako siya, frustrated man gud ko
sa previous relationship nako.", he said. "Jeric can i ask you a
favor......?", i told him everything about the mystery on the persona
of Zirk and lastly he said, "Tan-awon lang nako ani unsa ako
mabuhat....so help me God". That was the end of our conversation and
I'm still kept on thinking if Jeric can do that without true love.
One Saturday night, the Gaisano Mall held a midnight sale. Zirk and
Jeric were there holding their hands and having fling fling with each
other. On the other hand, Mj and Rhoda were there too. I didn't know if
the two will have shopping or will just have surveillance to the former
two...... but i guess it was the later. Out of the sudden, Mj
approached the two but didn't recognize Zirk, "Hi!Jeric, gwapo gud
and movie karon, manan-aw ta beh kita lang.". "Ha! Gusto nako pro
naa man gud si Zirk.", answered Jeric. "Excuse me, excuse me, unsay
buot ipasabot ani?", it was Zirk. "Wala kay labot, go to hell",
Mj replied. "Hoi babae, unsay way labot hah, pangita ug mopatol sa
imo didto oi, naay daghang adik sa Agdao ai, ayaw lang ni ako uyab!",
shouted Zirk. But Mj continued to force Jeric and pulled him away to
Zirk. Zirk looked like loathesome and maybe she can't stop herself and
made run towards the two. She pulled Mj's arm and suddenly raised her
right hand and then made pak, pak and pak on Mj's face. Mj didn't made
a counterstrike to her for she was not tall and strong as of Zirk. If
Rhoda just helped, maybe the two can fight but she was afraid. Zirk was
very tempestuous lady so after the encounter, she pulled Jeric and
leave them away. It was already 12:00 o'clock midnight, Jeric asked if
he can leave now but Zirk hesitated, "No, dili diay ko nimo ihatod sa
balay? Daghan baya rapist sa Toril......bahala ka!". Jeric didn't
refuse anymore and they went home together. It took 45 minutes ride
from downtown area to the San Roque kingdom of Toril. At home nobody
noticed their arrival obviously they were all sleeping. "Please sit
down, i just have to fix myself", Zirk said. "No, I'll go ahead,
it's late at night already" Jeric answered. "No, stay here, dire
nalang katulog, actually wala na say jeep mobyahe karon pa downtown.
Maligo ko, dili ko nimo ubanan, ngitngit baya didto?", replied Zirk.
Jeric said, "No thanks, i'll just stay here." After one hour
bathing Zirk went to her room and dressed fabulously with delicate
perfumes. "where you going?" asked Jeric. "Hah, dire lang,
ing-ani man jud ko basin naa sa balay lang, i want to look myself sexy.
By the way, i have something for you to offer. This is not vodka, a red
wine, or a tequila. This is our native product "tuba". Actually
this is in "bahalina" form already.", answered Zirk. She prepared
1 gallon of "bahalina" and there were still 5 gallons over the
cabinet......they should invite marco for that......tsk tsk tsk(sound
effect). The two enjoyed their bahalina with fried "palaka" as
their "pulutan". The two sat on the floor while drinking. Few
moments later, Zirk suggested to play "strip spin-the-bottle". She
was confident that she would not lose since girls have usually more
clothing than guys. A few drinks and some shed clothes after, the two
were all getting real drunk. It was Jeric who first to lose, and he was
hiding his hard-on with his hands. Zirk don't really remember how it
happened but she also lost all her clothes. Zirk pulled Jeric towards
the bed and began kissing him all over. She was so drunk and horny. She
didn't mind that her mother and grandmother were there sleeping. Soon,
the two were on the bed and having a wild sex. This was a real first
for Zirk and she was surprised that she could even do it like that.
Unfortunately, in the middle of their sexcapades a sudden voice came
out, "Zirk, asa naman tong akong arenola day? Palihog intaw ko kay
hapit nako makaihi dire sa banig oi." It was Zirk grandmother. Zirk
didn't know what to do so they stopped and fixed all her clothes and
went immediately to her grandmother's room. Jeric on the other hand
whispered, "Hoohhhh, shett!" and began fxing his clothes too, maybe
he just lost his sexual appetite. Without any permission to Zirk, he
made an escape.......
To be continued......
What will happen next.....Jeric was unsuccessful to get the balance of
the world?
What will happen to Zirk this time? Mj was planning to go to
Sequijor..... til then.....